kidl3jin:

lordflacko91:

porn4ladies:

this is the kind of selfie i can believe in

^^ lmao me too 👌

only selfie worth taking

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka, via happiest)

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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via phobias)

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mordegretfan95:

catnapswithjamesfranco:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This post grows on you.


Why don’t we spread this around?
mordegretfan95:

riceandcake:

furbearingbrick:

kitty-luver2:

furbearingbrick:

xbocks:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

cats are cats

Jeff the Killer has a smile

People bleed when stabbed

chickens are birds

apples are fruit


If you don’t have enough oxygen, you’ll suffocate
realitytvgifs:

the only advice you need in life
realitytvgifs:

the only advice you need in life
f-i-b-o-n-a-cc-i:

☽☯ ☾ 
flyypizza:


nobodyontheice:

crystal-poison:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.
When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

Literally the opposite of the American world view of “I can only be happy if somebody else has less than me”

This is beautiful
officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

(via happiest)

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